I am the Inappropriate Cat – the world’s leading authority on how to get your own f***ing way. I do not, and will not, refrain from sharing my opinions and critical criticisms in any way, shape or form. E.g., dogs suck.
When I speak you should listen – unless you’re the sensitive type. Then you should probably talk to a Pomeranian. If you like what you hear, share it. Even if it’s only to piss off your friend Sarah, the dog lover.
If you’re a fan of my offensive tirades, follow me. And watch my other videos. They’re equally awesome, and insulting.
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Join our new CatPack Loyalty Program, get cool swag, earn points toward free food and get free Crack Fries and a meal on your birthday just for signing up.
There are 3 tiers:
AlleyCat = Free, earn points with every food purchase, get free Crack Fries and a birthday meal just for signing up.
FatCat = $19.95/yr get 1 free order of Crack Fries per month (dine-in only, with any purchase), a special CatPack Pint glass and all the benefits of AlleyCat
HepCat = $99.95/yr get 1 free order of Crack Fries on every visit (dine-in only, with any purchase) plus a special CatPack T-shirt, pint glass and all other FatCat & AlleyCat benefits.
Which Cat are you? Enroll in the program online for automatic AlleyCat status, then upgrade to FatCat or HepCat on your next visit. Click here to sign up or register your card.
Find out more about the CatPack by clicking HERE.
It isn't just a 14-letter word
We're serious about our role as conscientious business owners, constantly looking for ways we can be better stewards of our environment. We recycle or compost most of our waste, reducing the amount of trash going to landfills and incinerators by 90 percent. We also strive to source food and products from companies with similar commitments.
Every HopCat is designed to look and feel unique, with custom-commissioned artwork and a special vibe -- if you've been to one, you haven't been to them all. Our beer lists reflect the same philosophy -- selected by a local beer manager whose job includes working with local brewers and distributors to showcase the best of what's around -- from mainstays and seasonals, to rareities, one-offs and exclusives.
HopCat was envisioned, designed, stocked, and staffed with one mission in mind: To bring you great beer. What is great beer? It's a beer made with care and pride. It might be a local beer or one from across the globe. It could be your usual pint, or a beer that you had no idea existed. Every once in a while, it's a beer you never would have ordered but for the fact that your server or bartender suggested it.