Sit. Stay. And share this f***ing video. Why? Because I'm The Inappropriate Cat and I f***ing said so. Oh, and when I say "share this f***ing video," that means share it with your dog-loving mortal enemies and your dog-loving best friends. When you're done, watch my other videos. They're f***ing awesome.
Spoiler Alert: Dogs are f***ing dumb and HopCat knows craft beer weirdly well. Me-f***ing-ow.